Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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