I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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