well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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