We're facebook friends in real life
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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