btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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