It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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