You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
My feet surprised me
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