so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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