i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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