My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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