Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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