she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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