Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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