I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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