So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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