need another drink. this is the easiest way
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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