Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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