school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
