I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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