remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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