it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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