Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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