I'm drive I can fine osifer
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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