So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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