do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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