we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
tell me about the fingering
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