I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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