The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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