i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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