i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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