All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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