You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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