I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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