Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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