i don't like sucking hair
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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