Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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