Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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