She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
