im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
If I had your ass I would rule the world
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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