U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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