if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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