So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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