what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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