Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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