dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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