I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
false alarm. still invincible.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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