Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Randomize