Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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