Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
so much tequila, so little girl.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
