If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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