In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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