So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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