He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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