But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
not ubering you a puppy
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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