there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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