Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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