He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Every concussion has its silver lining
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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